"Loading... English Skills: 85% | Brain Power: 200%" Canvas Bag
Smart, sassy, and slightly overloaded—just like you. This canvas bag is perfect for those days when your brain is firing on all cylinders, but your vocabulary’s still buffering. Sturdy enough for your daily essentials (and existential crises), it’s the ultimate carryall for students, creatives, and overthinkers alike. Flaunt your sarcasm and superior intellect—typos and all.
Features: 🧠 Witty design for the proudly overpowered ♻️ Eco-friendly, reusable, and tough as your comebacks 📚 Spacious enough for books, laptops, and big ideas
